Fact: Dear Obama: I’ll be your webmaster
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008
So in order to help beat “The Barracuda” and her crypt-keeper running mate, I went to donate to the Barack Obama campaign. …Guess what I got, instead? PHP ERRORS, YAY!
If only he’d had Al Gore write the site. I mean, he helped invent the internet!
Seriously, Senator Obama, I’ll come help you. Though I want my $15 back.

All they have to do is cast Rutger Hauer as the sole cylon survivor, scrabbling out of the mist across the blasted sands, torn leather raincoat and shock-blonde hair…