A Political Epiphany about the Grand Old Party
So after watching the Jon Stewart “republican pundit doublethink” bit, and after hearing that the Fox News team are referring–un-ironically–to Palin as a media “star”, I’ve figured it out; and it’s shocking.
The Republicans can only be The Jedi.
Karl Rove comes on TV and waves his hands and says ‘20 months is plenty experience’ and across this great nation, a hundred and seventy million people mumble along: ‘20 months is plenty’. My god… if he said “you will take me to Jabba now”, I guarantee that we’d build intergalactic time machines to find a galaxy long, long ago and far, far away and take him to Jabba now. Fuckin’ Jedi, man. The spiritual guardians of the Old Republic. …ans. Old Republicans. …Ahem.
Anyway… I mean… it’s either that or the narrow majority of Americans are morons.